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Thanks, I don’t try. ;-]
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Penguins mate for life. Which doesn’t really surprise me because they all look exactly alike. It’s not like they’re gonna meet a better-looking penguin someday.
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15 EUPHEMISMS FOR MENSTRUATION
15. Miss Scarlett’s Come Home to Tara
14. Trolling for Vampires
13. A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy
12. Saddling Old Rusty
11. Feelin’ Menstru-riffic!
10. Clean-Up in Aisle One
9. Massacre at the Y
8. T-Minus 9 Months and Holding
7. Game Day for the Crimson Tide
6. Panty…
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This is something my boyfriend would do.
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| Andrew: | She'll be MS! |
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| I am ALS! | |
| Me: | & I am CCC... |
| Andrew: | Do you get the joke? |
| Me: | >.< No. |
| Andrew: | MS=Multiple Sclerosis |
| ALS=Lou Gehrig's Disease | |
| Me: | >.< |
